What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I'm 24.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Can a barracuda kill a human?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Thank you.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)